IceSage's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonic:Clone Attack]

No.

Not only was I barely able to read the HORRIBLY colored text, but you need to learn the difference between such things as "Your" and "You're."

Also.... STOP REFERENCING DBZ THINGS IN EVERY SPRITE ANIMATION EVER CREATED! IT'S NOT COOL!

SSJDarkFlare responds:

and what do you mean...i never used either of those words....And please dont jump to conclusions for every new comer.

[What If God smoked...]

It was "ok"

It was an OK effort.

But, I totally 5'd and 10'd this submission just to spite all the religious nuts that think making a flash animation out of a song is "making fun of God" (Spartan_74, who didn't capitalize God.)

And to spite the idiot who said "That's Jesus, not God you dumbass" who obviously didn't listen to the song itself to compare it to the graphical representation you created to go along with the song. (CrystalShip, who apparently doesn't know that Jesus is technically suppose to be God.)

And to spite the guy who said, "From a neautral point of view I found it inappropriate mainly because REGARDLESS OF ONE'S BELIEFS..." If you're adding belief to a "neutral" point of view, it's not neutral. (Jigalow)

Also, why do people feel that anything that includes "God" or religion in any type of art, animation, song, etc... Believe that it is offensive or "anti-religion?"

So, basically, my vote of 5 and review of 10 is just as crazy as your 0 vote and 0,0,0,0,0,0 overall:0 review. (Again, Spartan_74)

Next time if you're going to vote on a flash movie or review one, please do it based on the movie itself, and not on your biased opinions with poor spelling and grammar. ^_^

Lopaxe responds:

LOL :) i liked ur review :D there shoulda be like favourite review or shit in newgrounds.... ehh.. thx for review ^_^

[The Worf Video]

Not great at all.

I'm sorry, but I found this to be rather horrible, and not that great.

Now, unlike most people, I'm going to tell you why!

1. Graphics were horrible. I mean, it was kinda cute and funny at first with the little poorly drawn chibi-like worf graphics. But then it got boring after that, because that's ALL YOU USED! Sure, you threw in a bit of other things, but all you had were different styles of poorly drawn worf heads!

2. All they did was blink. Like, basically, they blinked, rolled, flashed... The same thing, over and over again. I mean sure, it was neat that you kept them bouncing along to how the audio shifted from left to right, etc... But... You could've done WAY more.

3. Taking the above 2 in account, you could improve upon the whole video if you made better worf graphics, added some REAL backgrounds, and actually at least SOME of the graphics represent the song. For example, during the "klingons singing" parts, you could have had a whole bunch of Klingons including Worf standing there singing, swaying a mug of Blood Wine or something in their hands. That's only one example, there's SO MUCH you need to improve upon.

However, if you search for the video on the picard song which is on newgrounds, it gives a good example of a better way to animate this song.... Even though it loses track to the words after awhile, it's dead hilarious. Check out that flash animation, then check back, open up flash, and try again.

I hope you found my review helpful, because I'd love to see a GOOD "Worf Song" flash animation sometime soon!

VinLAURiA responds:

Thanks. I'll take that all in mind.

By the way, this is a pretty good review. People should model theirs off of yours more often.

[Spinning Thingy Tutorial]

Decent.

A decent looking tutorial. Kind of pointless in the fact that it only teaches 1 thing... And you never explained how to do the circle part. (Yes, I know, it's obvious, but some people really just ARE that stupid.)

Anyway...

It took 3 people to work on this?

...

Yeah....

DrunkAlien responds:

No, I just co-arthoured my alts. :P

[-Apple- 3]

APPLE!!

I just totally five'd this!

This is the best thing ever!

I love -APPLE-!

Pixl responds:

Thank you very much! :D

[Link vs Samus]

Un..realistic?

One reason why the goal in SSMB is to knock your oppenent off of a stage, is because the fact that in a fight like Link VS Samus, Samus would undoubtedly win. Once Link, who's unarmored by anything but a Tunic and various Hearth Containers, is shot by a large beam of electricity, he would most certainly die.

Anyway, I liked it because... of.. the music. I gave you a 1 though. If you touch it up some more, it could be even better. I'm not disappointed because it's a sprite animation, but because the graphics just... need a lot more work. Especially with the sprites you chose. If you're going to do a sprite animation, at least do it right.

Deano-The-J responds:

Thank you for the review, and Link won because he's more popular and I don't want LoZ fans running me over about this, trust me I'll take Metroid over Legend of Zelda anyday.

[Another Mario Adventure]

Hm

The text could've had something better instead of the white boxes with the red or green text in it.

I hate seeing sprite comics then seeing horrible misplaced text bubbles that don't even match the game at all, or... anything in the sprite comic, for that matter.

It was interesting though. ^_^

And also, your preloader is a bit shady. On my DSL, it's white for about 4 seconds and then I see a screen, for like, half a second, then the PLAY button. Your preloader probably is a bit screwy. O_o

Oh well.

Bomber109 responds:

Yes, they're pretty bad boxes.

True, I do now too.

I like how you put that... "It was interesting though. ^_^" I find that seeming to suggest some kind of hidden message of the evil kind, like pornography.

Yep, it's the music in there.

[-Apple- 2]

I <3 -Apple-

Yeah, I'm a true -Apple- fan apparently.

Can't believe you made another one. Only reason why I like these is because the apple makes me a happypanda!

The graphics were good, not too much is put into animation though. In any case, this is interesting.

Pixl responds:

I'll make a third one too, I hope that will make you a happypanda :D

[Sonic V.S Mecha Sonic]

Needs more work...

Although the concept was good, and the sprites were put together, SOMEWHAT decently during the animation, it just... Was lacking "action." Mecha Sonic really didn't do much fighting, and the finishing blow was a swift quick that just made him... vanish. The text would've been okay if you created a decent enough box for it. (The broken apart text isn't really too appealing.) Text at all, isn't too appealing either. Perhaps some dialog, of course, not needed if your voice can't simulate sonic and meach sonic.

It needed more sound effects when one of them gets it. I heard a sound effect when mecha sonic broke through the wall, but that was about it.

Background-wise, it was almost decent up to the point of when they were on the moon, then it just fell apart right there.

Overall, it wasn't TOO bad. =P

(Also, learn the difference between your and you're before publishing something.)

S-E5000 responds:

ok thanks for the review :)

[The origen of Lobs]

Best Ever!

That has to be the best shockwave animation you've ever created! Good job! AWESOME! BRAVO! MORE LOBSTER MAN!

Cat42 responds:

whatever you were smoking when you wrote this, smoke more. It makes you very receptive.